The tongue-in-cheek title, based off of a slogan coined by a certain New Jersey-based reality show, inspired the items in this feature, which includes some fabulous swimwear for all ages, a few body bronze-friendly to get a bit of a tan glow infused into your skin, as well as products to protect your precious skin and hair from the summer heat. Click on the slideshow above for our top 14 picks as well as pricing and where to buy info!
Which of these will you try this summer?